Rough+Script

Fran: You know when you're out at a party

Monika: And some next guy comes up and talks to you

F: and all you wanna do is be left alone

M: guys these days, they've got nooo game

F: they're watching jersey shore and they think thats the way to treat a lady

M: they'll just never understand

F: these guys seem to fall into the same categories, so you always know what to expect

M: and its never good..

F: like Exhibit A: The Guido girl: awkward smile g: i saw you making eye contact with me across the room gurl, that so means that you're into me.
 * flexes muscheles" gurl i see you hit da gym, you got you tan onnn, and damn *sniff*, you did your laundry

Exhibit B: The Hipster girl: stare at each other

Exhibit C: The gangster girl: inch away 'can i have yo numbah'

Exhibit D: The creeper girl: walks away "i finally got my first kiss the other day, it was from hershey's... i was hoping you could be my second" -girls in the kitchen -you're in uni, you must be smart - you're in psych are you reading my mind -oh hey you, come over here and chat, im sure something would pop up

F: why can't you just be yourself/something along to the lines to wrap it up